I touched on the subject of older women but i have yet to touch on the subject of older men. Yes men this is for you. I have noticed for you men that when you get older everything grows but your penis. Ears take off, Nose grows to double its size, but your package seems to shrink. Your balls decide they are no longer friends with your penis and start that slow decent to your knees.
You go through that mid life crises phrase in which you precede to buy a motorcycle or fast car and find a young 19 year old who thinks your loaded enough to grace you with her existence. Its okay guys, we understand up to the younger woman part. Go get an ear waxing trim your nose hairs, shave your face for petes sake the beard does not make you look 30, put on your old G suit and take your lady out and show her why she married you in the first place.
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