Kids Birthdays

Yes we have all been to a few of these even if you don't have kids.  You show up and your greeted first by the birthday mom, then after she yells for her child to come greet his guest he shows up wearing one of those lil tiny cone shaped hats with the elastic underneath it, you know the ones i am talking about we have all been popped in the face with one before.  Then you get led into a room full of about 10 screaming lil humans that are running around blowing whistles.Personally I get to the point that i am ready to start taking them out a small nonchalant trip here an accidental push there. 

Then when you think that it couldn't get any better its CAKE and ICE CREAM time.  Oh goody now i have to be stuck in a small space with 10 kids hyped up on nothing but SUGAR.  Screaming at the top of their tiny lil lungs.  Then to top it off you always have that kid that was never taught enough is enough and blah cake ice cream lets meet again.  I always wondered why parents did that to their selfs. Being a parent myself i am still baffled by that mystery. 

So the next time you are at tiny person party. Tiny i mean a childs party, grab a cone hat try to fit it on your big head.  Grab a whistle and start in annoying you a couple of kids. I mean hey after all the parent will think you are just the cool person who likes to join in and have fun!

Time Travel?

Ahh yes we all wished we could jump in our very own Tardis and fly away to a different time or galaxy. I have been watching Dr. Who and have  thought of the down side to this. I mean come on people would you want to know if a creature stuck in a robot known as the Darlek are trying to take over the human race and destroy earth. I THINK NOT! Or what about a giant spider with a human torso and face with babies that were planted in the middle of earth that are ready to hatch and eat humans for food? Or my all time favorite potato looking people with teleport machines that took over billions of cars on earth to send out a fog that will turn the human race into basically nutrients so they can use us as a breeding planet!

So the next time a devilish handsome man pops out of 1940's London style police box think twice about taking his hand and stepping into it you may never know in what time or planet you will end up on!